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Best tweet ever

64
Points
He was a twitter maven with scores of followers. But he failed to help his kid with a school essay as he couldn't write past 140 characters.
23 September 2009

Latest tweets

  • 35
    Points
    I remain spartan in the face of dwindling artwiculate scores.
    09 October 2009
  • 15
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    "This is a mind-boggling boondoggle, " the joggling fattened goose exasperated as it gobbled up another portion. #artwiculate
    08 October 2009
  • 20
    Points
    Looks like @artwiculate is sponsored by Blizzard. Yesterday's word was 'feral'. Today it's 'arcane'. Tomorrow it'll be 'affliction', I bet.
    07 October 2009
  • 34
    Points
    "What do you mean? your rabbit is feral? It looks cuddly and fluffy... OH MY GOD...! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!"
    06 October 2009
  • 20
    Points
    The wannabe pundit chose his words with such fastidious care that his tweets about current affairs always showed up days later.
    05 October 2009
  • 23
    Points
    Watching Pres. da Silva lilt around energetically in jubilation of Rio's 2016 win, I wonder if we saw the birth of a new Olympics sport.
    04 October 2009
  • 25
    Points
    "Forgive me, Father," prayed the vicar, "for I have enjoyed the sinful vicarious pleasures of watching the stable boy do the milkmaid."
    03 October 2009
  • 35
    Points
    The perspicuous yet perjurious testimony of the perspicacious villain lacked persuasiveness due to his pervading perspiration.
    02 October 2009
  • 44
    Points
    It's just a matter of time before someone refers to his or her collection of tweets as an "oeuvre".
    01 October 2009
  • 15
    Points
    The horny Silvio Berlusconi approached Michelle Obama with aplomb, only to be rewarded with a cold and distant handshake.
    30 September 2009
  • 44
    Points
    Debris: What you get if someone full of hubris topples off his or her pedestal.
    29 September 2009
  • 25
    Points
    "This foraging for food is turning into a monotonic quotidian affair!", exclaimed the exasperated mayfly.
    28 September 2009
  • 24
    Points
    In logics, a statement like "Obama is widely unpopular with Republican WASPs" would be considered a tautology.
    27 September 2009
  • 39
    Points
    "I adjure you to tell me the truth!", Bush told Cheney. They looked at each other and then broke out in an uncontrollable laughing fit.
    26 September 2009
  • 34
    Points
    The overcrowded rush hour train in Tokyo. Passengers pressed like human velcro. And yet, a cacophony of voices that isn't there at all.
    25 September 2009
  • 44
    Points
    If there's anything sempiternal about human nature it certainly is the uncanny ability to directly or indirectly cause destruction.
    24 September 2009
  • 64
    Points
    He was a twitter maven with scores of followers. But he failed to help his kid with a school essay as he couldn't write past 140 characters.
    23 September 2009
  • 24
    Points
    Is your voice of reason mellifluous or just obnoxious like a whiny 6 year old?
    22 September 2009

Awards

Top 20 09 October 2009 Spartan
35
Points
Top 20 02 October 2009 Perspicacious
35
Points
Top 20 01 October 2009 Oeuvre
44
Points
Top 20 23 September 2009 Maven
64
Points

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Oct 2009 44 points
Sep 2009 64 points

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