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35PointsI remain spartan in the face of dwindling artwiculate scores.09 October 2009
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15Points"This is a mind-boggling boondoggle, " the joggling fattened goose exasperated as it gobbled up another portion. #artwiculate08 October 2009
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20PointsLooks like @artwiculate is sponsored by Blizzard. Yesterday's word was 'feral'. Today it's 'arcane'. Tomorrow it'll be 'affliction', I bet.07 October 2009
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34Points"What do you mean? your rabbit is feral? It looks cuddly and fluffy... OH MY GOD...! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!"06 October 2009
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20PointsThe wannabe pundit chose his words with such fastidious care that his tweets about current affairs always showed up days later.05 October 2009
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23PointsWatching Pres. da Silva lilt around energetically in jubilation of Rio's 2016 win, I wonder if we saw the birth of a new Olympics sport.04 October 2009
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25Points"Forgive me, Father," prayed the vicar, "for I have enjoyed the sinful vicarious pleasures of watching the stable boy do the milkmaid."03 October 2009
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35PointsThe perspicuous yet perjurious testimony of the perspicacious villain lacked persuasiveness due to his pervading perspiration.02 October 2009
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44PointsIt's just a matter of time before someone refers to his or her collection of tweets as an "oeuvre".01 October 2009
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15PointsThe horny Silvio Berlusconi approached Michelle Obama with aplomb, only to be rewarded with a cold and distant handshake.30 September 2009
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44PointsDebris: What you get if someone full of hubris topples off his or her pedestal.29 September 2009
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25Points"This foraging for food is turning into a monotonic quotidian affair!", exclaimed the exasperated mayfly.28 September 2009
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24PointsIn logics, a statement like "Obama is widely unpopular with Republican WASPs" would be considered a tautology.27 September 2009
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39Points"I adjure you to tell me the truth!", Bush told Cheney. They looked at each other and then broke out in an uncontrollable laughing fit.26 September 2009
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34PointsThe overcrowded rush hour train in Tokyo. Passengers pressed like human velcro. And yet, a cacophony of voices that isn't there at all.25 September 2009
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44PointsIf there's anything sempiternal about human nature it certainly is the uncanny ability to directly or indirectly cause destruction.24 September 2009
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64PointsHe was a twitter maven with scores of followers. But he failed to help his kid with a school essay as he couldn't write past 140 characters.23 September 2009
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24PointsIs your voice of reason mellifluous or just obnoxious like a whiny 6 year old?22 September 2009
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09 October 2009 | Spartan |
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02 October 2009 | Perspicacious |
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01 October 2009 | Oeuvre |
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23 September 2009 | Maven |
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