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I inherited my fastidious nature from my mother. The only difference is I treat it with alcohol. #artwiculate
05 October 2009

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    My feelings for Daniel Day Lewis are ineffable. I mostly express my love through interpretive dance videos which I mail him every day.
    20 January 2010
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    http://twitpic.com/tvygd - My 1yo niece Phoebe likes to think she chooses to be implacable, but we all know it's because of her BMI. #artwi
    17 December 2009
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    @jemainec You can ogle as much as you want, just don't touch. My boyfriend gets all weird about that. #artwiculate
    13 November 2009
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    The man CANNOT and WILL NOT keep a great propinquity between me and @kmccormi! No matter how many times I ask. #artwiculate
    10 November 2009
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    I'm sorry Jemaine, it's unrequited. RT @jemainec I'm scared of never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.
    27 October 2009
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    In three days, I'll be on the quiet shores of Jamaica throwin' back Flaming Bob Marley shots--the stress fixer elixir. #artwiculate
    26 October 2009
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    Coffee is not breaking my lassitude this morning. Does anyone have smelling salts and/or a pep band? #artwiculate
    23 October 2009
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    How bourgeois of you to use Artwiculate to strengthen your vocabulary over Oxford word-of-the-day emails. You disgust me.
    21 October 2009
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    I was a thumbsucker until age 15. I have since learned to acquiesce to my anxiety with help from Astrud Gilberto, Mr.Bubbles, & a heavy red.
    16 October 2009
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    I thought I would imbue Phoebe with self-confidence by telling her weight isn't everything, but she lashed out instead. http://bit.ly/EKZLU
    14 October 2009
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    Wine tasting is great because it takes the ordinarily boondoggle event of drinking and turns it into a "sensory examination." #artwiculate
    08 October 2009
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    Purple hobo rabbits are jumping ship. I repeat PURPLE HOBO RABBITS are jumping ship. If this is arcane to you, please ignore. #artwiculate
    07 October 2009
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    I inherited my fastidious nature from my mother. The only difference is I treat it with alcohol. #artwiculate
    05 October 2009
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    It was Robert Downey Jr.'s perspicacious nature on Ally McBeal that first drew me in but I haven't been able to shake him since.
    02 October 2009
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    My boyfriend thinks Nicole Kidman's aplomb is what makes her a cut above the other stars whereas I think she's underwhelming. #artwiculate
    30 September 2009
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    I thought Diddy's hubris couldn't possibly get any worse. Then Kanye stepped onto the scene. #artwiculate
    29 September 2009
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    I thought I was having a bad hair day yesterday but today I realize it's a quotidian phenomenon. #artwiculate
    28 September 2009
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    I thought I was having a great hair day but later realized ita quotidian phenomenon. #artwiculate
    28 September 2009
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    I want a sempiternal gobstopper NOW! #artwiculate
    24 September 2009
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    @kmccormi If by "herbology maven", you mean that dude who hangs out at the corner of Third and 42nd, then no, I'm not asking him.
    23 September 2009
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    Jemaine Clement's mellifluous voice melts me like Alex Mack into a puddle of chemically charged goodness. @jemainec Please return my calls.
    22 September 2009

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