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10PointsMy feelings for Daniel Day Lewis are ineffable. I mostly express my love through interpretive dance videos which I mail him every day.20 January 2010
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15Pointshttp://twitpic.com/tvygd - My 1yo niece Phoebe likes to think she chooses to be implacable, but we all know it's because of her BMI. #artwi17 December 2009
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10Points@jemainec You can ogle as much as you want, just don't touch. My boyfriend gets all weird about that. #artwiculate13 November 2009
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10PointsThe man CANNOT and WILL NOT keep a great propinquity between me and @kmccormi! No matter how many times I ask. #artwiculate10 November 2009
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10PointsI'm sorry Jemaine, it's unrequited. RT @jemainec I'm scared of never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.27 October 2009
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15PointsIn three days, I'll be on the quiet shores of Jamaica throwin' back Flaming Bob Marley shots--the stress fixer elixir. #artwiculate26 October 2009
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10PointsCoffee is not breaking my lassitude this morning. Does anyone have smelling salts and/or a pep band? #artwiculate23 October 2009
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25PointsHow bourgeois of you to use Artwiculate to strengthen your vocabulary over Oxford word-of-the-day emails. You disgust me.21 October 2009
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15PointsI was a thumbsucker until age 15. I have since learned to acquiesce to my anxiety with help from Astrud Gilberto, Mr.Bubbles, & a heavy red.16 October 2009
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20PointsI thought I would imbue Phoebe with self-confidence by telling her weight isn't everything, but she lashed out instead. http://bit.ly/EKZLU14 October 2009
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19PointsWine tasting is great because it takes the ordinarily boondoggle event of drinking and turns it into a "sensory examination." #artwiculate08 October 2009
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25PointsPurple hobo rabbits are jumping ship. I repeat PURPLE HOBO RABBITS are jumping ship. If this is arcane to you, please ignore. #artwiculate07 October 2009
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50PointsI inherited my fastidious nature from my mother. The only difference is I treat it with alcohol. #artwiculate05 October 2009
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15PointsIt was Robert Downey Jr.'s perspicacious nature on Ally McBeal that first drew me in but I haven't been able to shake him since.02 October 2009
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15PointsMy boyfriend thinks Nicole Kidman's aplomb is what makes her a cut above the other stars whereas I think she's underwhelming. #artwiculate30 September 2009
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15PointsI thought Diddy's hubris couldn't possibly get any worse. Then Kanye stepped onto the scene. #artwiculate29 September 2009
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25PointsI thought I was having a bad hair day yesterday but today I realize it's a quotidian phenomenon. #artwiculate28 September 2009
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14PointsI thought I was having a great hair day but later realized ita quotidian phenomenon. #artwiculate28 September 2009
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28PointsI want a sempiternal gobstopper NOW! #artwiculate24 September 2009
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15Points@kmccormi If by "herbology maven", you mean that dude who hangs out at the corner of Third and 42nd, then no, I'm not asking him.23 September 2009
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39PointsJemaine Clement's mellifluous voice melts me like Alex Mack into a puddle of chemically charged goodness. @jemainec Please return my calls.22 September 2009
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