ScoreRanking 1071points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 25 / 41

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 6

Best tweet ever

98
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Mellifluous brings onomatopoeia to the tongue as it flows, honeyed, dripping over larynx, lips and out into the world.
22 September 2009

Latest tweets

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    Enjoy the errant measure of a weekend drownd in sun and wine, and friendly talk, I wonder what the Monday will be like, when I return 2 work
    17 April 2011
  • 20
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    Saturday morning, drowsy frowsy time! #artwiculate
    09 April 2011
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    #artwiculate Platitude is not the same as cliché. It is flatness or insipidity not overuse. Don't oversimplify complexity. #idontbelieveyou
    07 April 2011
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    I turned to my wife and said, "We want a child, we must copemate." She said, "You mean copulate?" I said "Well, no but yes." #artwiculate
    06 April 2011
  • 21
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    I prognosticate, like Nostradamus used to, I use twitter though. #haiku #artwiculate #prophecy
    05 April 2011
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    The cavil iers just couldn't get over the weight and shape of the roundheads helmets, not to mention their clothes! #goodreasonsforcivilwar
    31 March 2011
  • 15
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    Lady with bird cacoethes buys some tar and a bucket of feathers. Twist of good luck, ends up like a duck, and now can go out in all weathers
    29 March 2011
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    In the workshop when something goes wrong, my face goes a damp celadon.
    23 March 2011
  • 10
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    Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Life sends you gators, make gatorade. Life says you beautiful, make rodomontade!
    12 June 2010
  • 10
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    monossential (a head), bissential (kidneys), trissential (juggling balls), quadessential (car tyres), quintessential....?
    08 June 2010
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    I lucubrate with books, up late - exams which may decide my fate lay wait in light - while I stay dark and hidden. #revisionsucks
    07 June 2010
  • 24
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    I am a pusillanimous pancaker. I do not toss for fear of breaking their golden brown bubble-dimpled smoothness. Mana has nothing on pancakes
    16 February 2010
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    Engorged doppelganger grappled enraged dognapper. Paroled leopard gleaned gnarled poplar, groped, leaped, gorged. Gang are gone.
    03 February 2010
  • 15
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    cattywampus is a silly word. I'm not competing. Apparently it's etymology is from the french for "four cornered."
    01 February 2010
  • 25
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    Girls kissed. Addresses hissed. Written list - got the gist? But which tryst? Trouble is - I was pissed.
    29 January 2010
  • 25
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    Roger from Abergavoon took his nethers & made a festoon, he dipped them in sauce (he was hung like a horse) & tethered them to a balloon
    28 January 2010
  • 17
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    Denouement of plot, for many is what one expects from a fanciful twitter, in mine there's no room, I've been forced to assume, so I hope you
    27 January 2010
  • 10
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    the schadenfreude I enjoy best is watching my wife get up before me. Warm in bed, I smirk to myself until she steals the covers.
    26 January 2010
  • 10
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    #nowplaying Rap Canterbury Tales, a parade of tirade, dead poets stories exposed to new glories, wrapped up in beats and sounding sweet
    25 January 2010
  • 15
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    Puck, my party guide, my cynosure of luck, just stick around and float within the humming circles of my guests.
    21 January 2010
  • 16
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    If ineffable were ineffable it would be ineable, surely.
    20 January 2010
  • 25
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    I sk8 & my ollies are fine, try to kickflip and fall on my spine, Pain when I grab when I fakie it stabs but I guess that my pain is condign
    19 January 2010
  • 25
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    I drink until I go to sleep, to schlep, perchance to dream. Ay there's the rub. For in that schlep of death, what dreams may come?
    18 January 2010
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    Rising from the pool he pulled her into moiety, kissing tears that moietys of chlorine brought her. "How can I live with moiety of you?"
    16 January 2010
  • 26
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    I silence moons with my somnolence, still clones 'o' men, none close, once lemons, clone me son.
    15 January 2010
  • 35
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    this vorpal torpor grows within me; thuggish sluggishness creeps through my veins - I want this winter over badly, snowy cold ices my brain.
    14 January 2010
  • 10
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    tomorrow I shall take advantage of the erstwhile snow, and use it to water the cat
    13 January 2010
  • 20
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    Keira Knightly - very sprightly. Dolly Parton - not so spartan. Maggie Thatcher - none can match her.
    09 October 2009
  • 15
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    A jog'll boondoggle an hour or two, till legs like a model I have. A coddle with cabbage and sausages's a stew, and eat till I waddle I have
    08 October 2009
  • 25
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    I boondoggle for far too long every day on twitter and facebook
    08 October 2009

Awards

Top 20 14 January 2010 Torpor
35
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Top 20 03 October 2009 Vicarious
38
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Top 20 01 October 2009 Oeuvre
45
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Top 5 01 October 2009 Oeuvre
69
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Top 20 24 September 2009 Sempiternal
64
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Daily stats

19 Apr 2011 0 points
18 Apr 2011 0 points
17 Apr 2011 10 points
16 Apr 2011 0 points
15 Apr 2011 0 points
14 Apr 2011 0 points
13 Apr 2011 0 points
12 Apr 2011 0 points
11 Apr 2011 0 points
10 Apr 2011 0 points
09 Apr 2011 20 points
08 Apr 2011 0 points
07 Apr 2011 10 points
06 Apr 2011 15 points
05 Apr 2011 21 points
04 Apr 2011 0 points
03 Apr 2011 0 points
02 Apr 2011 0 points
01 Apr 2011 0 points
31 Mar 2011 10 points
30 Mar 2011 0 points
29 Mar 2011 15 points
28 Mar 2011 0 points
27 Mar 2011 0 points
26 Mar 2011 0 points
25 Mar 2011 0 points
24 Mar 2011 0 points
23 Mar 2011 10 points

Monthly stats

Apr 2011 21 points
Mar 2011 15 points
Feb 2011 0 points
Jan 2011 0 points
Dec 2010 0 points
Nov 2010 0 points
Oct 2010 0 points
Sep 2010 0 points
Aug 2010 0 points
Jul 2010 0 points
Jun 2010 25 points
May 2010 0 points

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