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Best tweet ever

40
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His attempt to malinger failed when he oinked on the phone to prove he had swine flu.
16 November 2009

Latest tweets

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    The first person to say neologism was engaging in it that very moment. #artwiculate
    26 August 2011
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    My friends think me precocious, I think me insomniatic.
    28 March 2010
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    The only thing more unbearable than a flibbertigibbet is a woman who knows everything.
    19 March 2010
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    Hebetudinous: the desired state of a class-attending student to get the most out of his or her education
    22 February 2010
  • 15
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    "I know the danger of one last dance with you, lavish lurid liquid."
    19 February 2010
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    I was in the midst of a diet when I realized I'd gone crapulous again, crap!
    18 February 2010
  • 10
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    Pusillanimous as a platypus.
    16 February 2010
  • 24
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    "Sir, please don't canoodle your noodle in public."
    14 February 2010
  • 10
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    You expect ME to tweet something with the word "sciolism?" Ha, as if I would dumb myself down that much!
    08 February 2010
  • 25
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    He was the epitome of altruistic: he took the cardboard box and gave the homeless man his house.
    07 February 2010
  • 15
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    Anything matutinal might as well be a forgotten dream to me.
    04 February 2010
  • 10
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    My doppelganger follows me everywhere-unless I'm encompassed by light or darkness, then he hides so I can't see him. I call him Shadow.
    03 February 2010
  • 10
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    I wake up with cattywampus hair, but because I'm a guy I can just shake my head a bit and go; a girl would require an addition 2 hours.
    01 February 2010
  • 10
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    Cattywampus feels like a very cattywampus word.
    01 February 2010
  • 15
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    Equivocate - It might mean a little vague, or maybe not.
    31 January 2010
  • 10
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    Every math problem I solve has some plot-twist that leaves me utterly confused as to what the denouement will be.
    27 January 2010
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    Worst part about getting caught? Not the legal trouble, not the damaged reputation, just the tirade I have to hear at home. #artwiculate
    25 January 2010
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    Because I wore myself out snowboarding for 10 hours with few breaks and no food or drink, every movement for me is now a schlep.
    18 January 2010
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    Vivid, often disjointed, hallucinations amid an unshakable torpor--these I both loathe and long for nightly. #artwiculate
    14 January 2010
  • 20
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    This bliss of their kisses, though ephemeral, was often all that kept him striving to live. It was not for him nor her, but for their love.
    12 January 2010
  • 10
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    When Quagmire got lost in the quagmire, no one really tried to find him.
    06 January 2010
  • 10
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    I'm not furtive about wanting to win a day of artwiculate.
    01 January 2010
  • 20
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    There's a plethora of possible path this particular sentence could take.
    28 December 2009
  • 20
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    I am but a pastiche of my parents.
    15 December 2009
  • 10
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    In typing this, I fribble my time.
    11 December 2009
  • 10
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    Never accept any sort of probe from anyone with a viridescent tint to their skin. It doesn't turn out well. @artwiculate
    06 December 2009
  • 15
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    I feel I'd love Dickens if he were only a bit more colloquial. @artwiculate
    05 December 2009
  • 15
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    Easiest way to dispose of uncooperative blinds quickly? Defenestrate them.
    03 December 2009
  • 15
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    Roy liked to settle his problems up close via knife or fisticuffs, never liked guns. It worked until he unmetaphorically bit the bullet.
    02 December 2009
  • 10
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    The tolling of the church bell as she died never left him: thereafter, any tintinnabulation reduced him to a quivering, weeping wreck.
    27 November 2009

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