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Best tweet ever

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Why did he defenestrate that clock? Because he wanted to see time fly.
03 December 2009

Latest tweets

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    During cold winter days I like to indulge myself with a nice hot bowl of shibboleth shual which is hebrew for Instant Quaker Oatmeal.
    03 June 2010
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    I keep spending most of my life livin' in an Haimish Paradise... #artwiculate
    18 May 2010
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    2 Mormon wives + 1 more Mormon wife equals 3 Mormon wives. Now that's polymath for ya. #artwiculate
    24 April 2010
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    Here's a song I know about effluvium: Beans Beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot! #artwiculate
    21 April 2010
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    Elaine, do women know about wizen? You know... When a man goes swimming... Afterwards... It shrinks? Like a frightened turtle! #artwiculate
    16 April 2010
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    You can say that gumption is buyin' a shrimpin' boat and catchin' lots o' shrimp and then givin' Bubba's momma her share. #artwiculate
    05 April 2010
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    Jerry once went out with a virago. He called her "Man hands" after he saw the way she handled that lobster. #artwiculate
    04 April 2010
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    Mount Hermon here in Israel is about as niveous as a single freezer's droppings. Seriously, who can ski on two inches of snow? #artwiculate
    03 April 2010
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    Nowadays, I'm much less idiosyncratic than I used to be. I'm not sure if it's because of my age or these anti-delusion pills. #artwiculate
    29 March 2010
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    She's precocious and she knows just What it takes to make a pro blush She got Greta Garbo stand off sighs, She's got Bette Davis eyes.
    28 March 2010
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    My name is Omer. If somebody is missin' me, can he or she be considered as a misnomer? #artwiculate
    23 March 2010
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    I'm a jewish man. Therefor, I have a strong penchant for women who are nothing like my mother. #artwiculate
    20 March 2010
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    When you're slidin' into first and you're feelin' somethin' burst, logorrhea logorrhea... When you're slidin' into home... #artwiculate
    04 March 2010
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    I circumambulate at least once a day in the living room and NO, it has nothing to do with the excretion of body fluids. #artwiculate
    03 March 2010
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    I find @ConanOBrien very scintillating... He's only on his 5th tweet and so far it's been a blast. #imwithcoco #artwiculate
    01 March 2010
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    An opulent lifestyle is not something I strive for. Modesty and Humility are more my thing.
    27 February 2010
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    The poor little kid entered the Jewish deli. He had no money in his pockets so he was forced to finagle a bagel. :-)
    20 February 2010
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    During the work day, I frequently visit the water cooler. Every evening I take a shower. I also urinate. Porphyrophobia? I don't think so.
    17 February 2010
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    The swift Israeli relief effort in Haiti overshadowed insouciance by other developed nations.
    23 January 2010
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    When I arrived, she was beautiful as always, a harbinger of the sweet maple drenched Belgian waffles that awaited me.
    22 January 2010
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    I've been sick and in a state of somnolence for the past two days.
    15 January 2010
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    If I invite my mom's girlfriends over, we can have a nice torpor ware party.
    14 January 2010
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    Weighing a little over a ton and lacking, well, everything, Diaphanous Erectous is also known as the "see-through dinosaur".
    08 January 2010
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    If you drink this "cup-o-kool aid", you'll receive an accolade... what with all of the food coloring and preservatives... it's dangerous!
    27 December 2009
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    Despite my Judaic practice, I am jocund today. Merry Christmas everybody! :-)
    25 December 2009
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    I'm staring at the sea, evocative of the times I spent there with my beloved parents.
    10 December 2009
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    Mick Jagger after having cut his lips: "I can't get no embrocation! I can't get no embrocation! 'Cause I try and I try and I try..."
    08 December 2009
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    ...and if you ever need self validation, just meet me in the alley near the raillery station... #artwiculate
    07 December 2009
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    Why did he defenestrate that clock? Because he wanted to see time fly.
    03 December 2009
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    When you mix baking powder and vinegar, it concludes in a spectacular effervescent array.
    12 November 2009

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Top 20 03 December 2009 Defenestrate
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