ScoreRanking 1057points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 45 / 69

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 8 / 94

Best tweet ever

100
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Reading is an embrocation for the mind. It softens the most hardened and unimaginative parts of the soul.
08 December 2009

Latest tweets

  • 26
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    Ineffable ? I just - I just - can't quite... put it into words.
    20 January 2010
  • 39
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    "Ineffable" : the poetic way of saying, "crap, I can't think of anything to say".
    20 January 2010
  • 30
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    My desire to artwiculate is so ineffable -ly strong that I will abandon everything I *should* be doing and play. Addicted, much?
    20 January 2010
  • 16
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    Entertainment awards: Accolade for the greatest serenade.
    27 December 2009
  • 16
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    Post-Christmas shopping: A cavalcade which deserves no accolade .
    27 December 2009
  • 15
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    There is no accolade I could present to Cap and Trade. Bills like these are the greatest barricade to freedom.
    27 December 2009
  • 17
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    UCSS - Under-Cover Sycophant Society: Bribery, with class.
    22 December 2009
  • 15
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    I have this theory: political lobbyists compete for the " Sycophant of the Month Award". Ouch, busted.
    22 December 2009
  • 20
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    No no no, I'm much to classy to call it "bribery". This, my friend, is the art of a sycophant .
    22 December 2009
  • 25
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    Sycophant : I call it, "creative manipulation". The "creative" part redeems the lesser half.
    22 December 2009
  • 30
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    Hey you, voter! You're the most intelligent, bright, witty, and clever person I've ever met. No really. So help me win sycophant , eh?
    22 December 2009
  • 20
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    Yes, @JaniceHidey, I got you a Christmas present, and I do all the EC. I'm not a sycophant... but a good grade in Omnibus will suffice. ;)
    22 December 2009
  • 22
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    What?! Simply winning votes with empty PROMISES is NOT flattery. The President is no sycophant ....
    22 December 2009
  • 21
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    A love for our Nation ought to intertwine the two hemisphere -s of politics.
    21 December 2009
  • 15
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    "Let's go fly a kite, Up through the hemisphere , Up where the air is clear!" -Mary Poppins.
    21 December 2009
  • 15
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    Global Warming? Not on this side of the hemisphere! There's so much snow I can't even open my front door...
    21 December 2009
  • 15
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    "As I walk the hemisphere /I got my wish to up and disappear/I leave here believing more than I had/And there's a reason I'll be back/"
    21 December 2009
  • 15
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    "Pour me a heavy dose of... hemisphere ?" Well in that case I guess the glass would be half empty.
    21 December 2009
  • 34
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    Kumquat? What an anomaly of a word.
    20 December 2009
  • 37
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    I think there ought to be a cash reward for the winner of kumquat. No DM-ed reward will do that feat justice.
    20 December 2009
  • 35
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    They say no words rhyme with "orange". Clearly, they've never heard of a kumquat.
    20 December 2009
  • 10
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    @GerardMasters Pulchritudinous: "Having great physical beauty or appeal." Irony, well played. ;)
    19 December 2009
  • 26
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    "Gee whiz! I've just purchased the neatest gold-studded Turbo 2000 protractor! Isn't it pulchritudinous?" ---> NERD.
    19 December 2009
  • 35
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    Pulchritudinous : Use with Caution. Upon first encounter most will assume you are referring to something gross on the bottom of your shoe.
    19 December 2009
  • 36
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    Pulchritudinous is one of those words you call someone, and you get slapped because they think you've just insulted them.
    19 December 2009
  • 28
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    Pulchritudinous? What an ugly word.
    19 December 2009
  • 25
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    Quixotic clothing? What's that? Oh, Lady Gaga, right...
    18 December 2009
  • 25
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    The fact that humanity discovers that they aren't perfect via imperfect deeds seems quixotic to me.
    18 December 2009
  • 26
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    “Modern man's capacity for destruction is quixotic evidence of humanity's capacity for reconstruction. -G.F.Will.
    18 December 2009
  • 30
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    Sorry Mr. President, but a lot of your promises have proven themselves quixotic. We're still in a war, and the economy still stinks. Thanks.
    18 December 2009

Awards

Top 20 22 December 2009 Sycophant
30
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Top 20 20 December 2009 Kumquat
37
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Top 20 19 December 2009 Pulchritudinous
36
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Top 20 15 December 2009 Pastiche
31
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Top 5 14 December 2009 Evanescent
49
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Jan 2010 39 points
Dec 2009 100 points

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