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Best tweet ever

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Jack of all trades. Maven of none?
23 September 2009

Latest tweets

  • 15
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    ..."And the main news again"..."Capricious tweeting on the road causes tailback on Twitter",.....
    22 October 2009
  • 10
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    Twitter or the @artwiculate API has a problem right now. Tweets are not being picked up from the stream. Capricious , or what?
    22 October 2009
  • 14
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    I'm capricious and repetitious. Does that mean that I'm going round in vicious circles?
    22 October 2009
  • 10
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    M. Robespierre and his salaire were not so extraordinaire. One day he resolved to leave the bar and become a left bourgeois.
    21 October 2009
  • 10
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    Apparently, admittance to the elitist circle of bourgeois artwiculators is only granted upon proof that one has read "Bobos in Paradise".
    21 October 2009
  • 10
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    Contract the English term "bourgeois bohemian" and what you get is the new term for "yuppies" in French: "Les bobos". Bourgeois ou quoi?
    21 October 2009
  • 10
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    Twitter users: Tweet in unision! All tweets to conflate into 1! (You must be joking, Mate!)
    20 October 2009
  • 20
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    Darwin's motto: "Mate and Conflate."
    20 October 2009
  • 9
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    Conflate is to find a happy medium between high and low.
    20 October 2009
  • 10
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    Said Bizzbuzz to Buzzbizz: "Neither inflate nor deflate." "Conflate!"
    20 October 2009
  • 10
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    Is it always worth the hassle to conflate what seems a puzzle?
    20 October 2009
  • 10
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    Linguistically, it is taken for granted that a guy's post-dinner invitation to "see his etchings" is redolent of making it out at his place.
    19 October 2009
  • 20
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    How I wafted through last summer? Indolently redolent, I'd say!
    19 October 2009
  • 30
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    Slap, slap went the ladle doling out food at the shelter for the homeless. The sight and sound were redolent of a Dickensian soup kitchen.
    19 October 2009
  • 15
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    Correction. The bull reigned supreme. Share prices rose to an ebullient high. In came the bear. The bubble burst.
    18 October 2009
  • 10
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    The bull reigned supreme. Share prices rose to an ebullient high. In came the bull. The bubble burst.
    18 October 2009
  • 10
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    "Spill!" He went pop, and the perfidious words came gushing out of him, relentless and ebullient.
    18 October 2009
  • 15
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    Was it felicitous affinity that made Felix fall for Felicity?
    17 October 2009
  • 10
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    Elise's breadbasket was hard to acquiesce unless stuffed with red wine and greasy old cheese.
    16 October 2009
  • 10
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    Instead of wetting your pants, acquiesce and follow the call of nature. A penny spent in a bunch of stinging nettles is a penny worth spent.
    16 October 2009
  • 15
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    The slug. A creature of apathy that abhors alacrity.
    15 October 2009
  • 10
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    Whopee, alacrity! And off I fly on Spanish wings...
    15 October 2009
  • 10
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    How to eat your Croissant: Dunk into Café au Lait. Imbue with milky mixture until lower half drops into bowl or cup. Bon appétit!
    14 October 2009
  • 10
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    Shall I board the ghost ship and sail through the ethereal mists of Avalon for a chance encounter with Ariel?
    13 October 2009
  • 20
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    "Let's go do a boondoggle," said Don Quixote to Sancho Panza. "There's nothing like a good tilt against a windmill."
    08 October 2009
  • 15
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    Sorry, chaps, if today's tweets are lame! I'm fiddling around with the obscure word "arcane" ;)...
    07 October 2009
  • 15
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    How we come to associate sound with meaning sometimes borders on the arcane.
    07 October 2009
  • 15
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    "The Story of the Brain" - compelling and arcane.
    07 October 2009
  • 20
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    Feral ferrymen ferry furry ferrets furtively.
    06 October 2009
  • 15
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    He blew up his cheeks. Pointing to the scratch marks, he said with unmistakable pride: "Katie has gone feral on me again..."
    06 October 2009

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