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Average entries per day / Average entries per month 3 / 33

Best tweet ever

100
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Points of glass, shards of tchotchke under your feet. Cuts you deep. Makes you hate the beauty that you seek.
26 December 2010

Latest tweets

  • 10
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    The simple minded artwiculator may dive neck deep into a muddy canard. The rest of us will only wade in waste deep before getting stuck.
    12 December 2011
  • 15
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    Falling, beneath the weight of this canard. Make some paper wings & learn to fly. Tomorrow burn those wings & say goodbye.
    12 December 2011
  • 20
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    Another fork in the road of sanity. One less traveled…the other forsaken. I can taste the canard in the crow you feed me.
    12 December 2011
  • 10
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    The path is long. You...just another canard along the way. Tell the ones that cared, I've finally left this place. That's been so cold.
    12 December 2011
  • 30
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    Marriage is like a Polaroid camera. It turned my Twiggy into a Jabba the Zaftig that even beer goggles can't fix.
    19 June 2011
  • 21
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    Fettered & abused in room full of emptiness. Zaftig lust can't hide behind maybe, breaks through walls of irony.
    19 June 2011
  • 10
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    Kick it like I've got my mother in my shoes. Litigant done did me wrong. Hope that rubber band snaps in your face.
    22 April 2011
  • 11
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    Feeling uninspired, think I'll start a fire. Litigant, I'm half the man I use to be. Think I drank the cool aide.
    22 April 2011
  • 11
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    Holy water, crucify your beliefs. Litigant screams, eyes closed. You can not absolve yourself.
    22 April 2011
  • 11
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    I want to drink from your naked fountain. Burn the wicked litigant to the ground. Don't let the darkness bind you.
    22 April 2011
  • 10
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    Pardon me while I burn & rise above the flame of you litigant. Life is but a corner we sit on. Faces change, the names are now mired.
    22 April 2011
  • 10
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    Sound of pouring rain washed away by dreams of you. Our portrait's colors run away. In the eye of the litigant I did all wrong.
    22 April 2011
  • 10
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    All the smiles you had to fake, all the shit you had to take. The litigant is not always who they seem. Just trying to collect my thoughts.
    22 April 2011
  • 17
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    Paint a picture of days gone by. Love letters in the sand, litigant papers in hand. Live for your smile, die for your kiss.
    22 April 2011
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    Don't change your mind, stop wasting life. Credence caught me unaware & unforgiven.
    19 April 2011
  • 10
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    Mountains of stark misconception now mired in the breaking dawn of limpid credence. How'd my simple life get so complicated?
    19 April 2011
  • 10
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    That bitch Credence, twice she has rendered me. Once pointless & once without bail.
    19 April 2011
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    Unencumbered by the striking contrast of white on right, credence ain't going to change the way you lie.
    19 April 2011
  • 15
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    Credence lends rope to dangling participles.
    19 April 2011
  • 10
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    Credence - Not subject to change
    19 April 2011
  • 11
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    I wander through a maieutical daze. Try to find answers to shake the haze. Easy to question what were just dreams.
    14 April 2011
  • 10
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    Burning the dark again. A maieutical state of mind. Day breaks only shards of hope but no truth.
    14 April 2011
  • 20
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    Rollin my eyes, bitin my lip, makin your maieutical questionin folly at best. This ain't the back n forth I was lookin for with you.
    14 April 2011
  • 10
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    Don't waste your time with memories. Think back to better days. Red, Yellow, Celadon take your chances in your hands.
    23 March 2011
  • 15
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    Celadon, even my tears are jaded. Trouble swallowing that flavor of pride. Never had the strength to put my faith in blue.
    23 March 2011
  • 11
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    Celadon as a noun? Not really sure that's in the box of 64.
    23 March 2011
  • 17
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    "It's not easy being celadon", quipped Kermit's half brother.
    23 March 2011
  • 15
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    Memories, finger prints on my soul. Jaded tears like the pride I'm sick of swallowing. Sophistry strewn in the wake of your escape.
    20 March 2011
  • 15
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    It's the dreams of others that I came to steal. My name is Sophistry. You can take all that's right, I still dredge on.
    20 March 2011
  • 15
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    Faux morning wrapped in in fists & sophistry. You fight for what you believe. You walk in the sun but cast no shadow.
    20 March 2011

Awards

Top 5 13 February 2011 Psychoneuroimmunology
61
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Top 5 26 December 2010 Tchotchke
100
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Top 20 05 December 2010 Loquacious
46
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Top 20 19 September 2010 Confabulate
34
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Top 20 05 September 2010 Gimcrack
26
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