ScoreRanking 543points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 25 / 28

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 2 / 14

Best tweet ever

45
Points
"Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight." - REM, Losing My Religion #Mondegreen
29 October 2009

Latest tweets

  • 15
    Points
    I am Loquacious of Borg.
    31 March 2010
  • 14
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    Alternate definition of Riparian - Mondegreen white supremacist eulogy.
    04 November 2009
  • 20
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    The fetishes he demanded of her on their first night together were the riparian shallows compared to the depths of his true sexual appetites
    04 November 2009
  • 15
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    ☠☠☠ Avoid the acrimony of abominable apparitions, for All Hallows' eve is approaching! ☠☠☠
    31 October 2009
  • 20
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    When choosing between men offering relationships of acrimony or love, she picked the richer of the two guys. There's no accounting for taste
    31 October 2009
  • 15
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    As she walked out the door and out of his life, Michael wondered how their once blissful matrimony had been overcome with resentful acrimony
    31 October 2009
  • 20
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    ♪♪ Sugary and acrimony live together in perfect harmony. ♪♪
    31 October 2009
  • 35
    Points
    Emotionally bereft, the candy man wept, his cloying tears landed with a sickening splat, sticking in place, a permanent monument to his loss
    30 October 2009
  • 40
    Points
    Her sweetness was a lie, her wholesomeness, just a ploy. The cloying ingenue revealed herself to be a clawing femme fatale.
    30 October 2009
  • 35
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    "Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove." - Robert Palmer, Addicted To Love. An ode to Michael Jackson? Perhaps. #Mondegreen
    29 October 2009
  • 35
    Points
    "I thought my mom sat on you." - George Harrison, Got My Mind Set On You #Mondegreen
    29 October 2009
  • 25
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    True story, my ex used to think the song was "Dirty jeans and a thunder Jeep" - ACDC, Dirty Deeds #Mondegreen
    29 October 2009
  • 35
    Points
    "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me..." - Alanis Morissette, You Oughta Know #Mondegreen
    29 October 2009
  • 30
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    "Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, another rumour in the night" - Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Blinded by the Light #Mondegreen
    29 October 2009
  • 30
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    "I'm blue and I believe I will die if I eat apple pie." - Eiffel 65, BLue #Mondegreen
    29 October 2009
  • 45
    Points
    "Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight." - REM, Losing My Religion #Mondegreen
    29 October 2009
  • 25
    Points
    Best mondegreen ever: "Please excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix
    29 October 2009
  • 25
    Points
    The Mage's mixture / effervescent elixir / tasted just like Sprite
    26 October 2009
  • 19
    Points
    Elixir? He just met her!
    26 October 2009
  • 20
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    haha, i cant spell elixir.
    26 October 2009
  • 25
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    If I were truly gregarious, I would be surrounded by my group of friends, telling them this witticism in person, instead of tweeting it.
    24 October 2009
  • 25
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    She told him not to worry, that it was just a single raindrop, but James knew that raindrops were too gregarious to travel alone.
    24 October 2009
  • 25
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    The irony is hilarious, that often the lonliest man, is the most gregarious.
    24 October 2009
  • 30
    Points
    Moving sea of stripes / zebras too gregarious / cause lion's hunger
    24 October 2009
  • 15
    Points
    bedroom lassitude / multitude of results all / tired platitudes
    23 October 2009
  • 25
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    The speed of traffic encountered whilst on my evening commute certifies that the city's lassitude is as debilitating as my own.
    23 October 2009
  • 35
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    I'll give a wide lattitude to your attitude of lassitude, since it's magnitude indicates that you prefer solitude despite my pulchritude.
    23 October 2009
  • 15
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    What's that Lassitude? Timmy fell asleep in the well?
    23 October 2009
  • 15
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    She was consumed with capriciously carving chaotic characters into the couch, creating a codex of crazy. [ capricious ]
    22 October 2009
  • 15
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    Always cavalier toward convention, the creative crab capriciously customized his carapace constantly. #capricious @artwiculate
    22 October 2009

Awards

Top 20 30 October 2009 Cloying
35
Points
Top 20 30 October 2009 Cloying
40
Points
Top 20 29 October 2009 Mondegreen
35
Points
Top 20 29 October 2009 Mondegreen
45
Points
Top 20 23 October 2009 Lassitude
35
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Mar 2010 15 points
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Nov 2009 20 points
Oct 2009 45 points
Sep 2009 35 points

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