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15PointsI am Loquacious of Borg.31 March 2010
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14PointsAlternate definition of Riparian - Mondegreen white supremacist eulogy.04 November 2009
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20PointsThe fetishes he demanded of her on their first night together were the riparian shallows compared to the depths of his true sexual appetites04 November 2009
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15Points☠☠☠ Avoid the acrimony of abominable apparitions, for All Hallows' eve is approaching! ☠☠☠31 October 2009
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20PointsWhen choosing between men offering relationships of acrimony or love, she picked the richer of the two guys. There's no accounting for taste31 October 2009
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15PointsAs she walked out the door and out of his life, Michael wondered how their once blissful matrimony had been overcome with resentful acrimony31 October 2009
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20Points♪♪ Sugary and acrimony live together in perfect harmony. ♪♪31 October 2009
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35PointsEmotionally bereft, the candy man wept, his cloying tears landed with a sickening splat, sticking in place, a permanent monument to his loss30 October 2009
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40PointsHer sweetness was a lie, her wholesomeness, just a ploy. The cloying ingenue revealed herself to be a clawing femme fatale.30 October 2009
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35Points"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove." - Robert Palmer, Addicted To Love. An ode to Michael Jackson? Perhaps. #Mondegreen29 October 2009
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35Points"I thought my mom sat on you." - George Harrison, Got My Mind Set On You #Mondegreen29 October 2009
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25PointsTrue story, my ex used to think the song was "Dirty jeans and a thunder Jeep" - ACDC, Dirty Deeds #Mondegreen29 October 2009
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35Points"It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me..." - Alanis Morissette, You Oughta Know #Mondegreen29 October 2009
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30Points"Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, another rumour in the night" - Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Blinded by the Light #Mondegreen29 October 2009
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30Points"I'm blue and I believe I will die if I eat apple pie." - Eiffel 65, BLue #Mondegreen29 October 2009
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45Points"Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight." - REM, Losing My Religion #Mondegreen29 October 2009
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25PointsBest mondegreen ever: "Please excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix29 October 2009
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25PointsThe Mage's mixture / effervescent elixir / tasted just like Sprite26 October 2009
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19PointsElixir? He just met her!26 October 2009
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20Pointshaha, i cant spell elixir.26 October 2009
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25PointsIf I were truly gregarious, I would be surrounded by my group of friends, telling them this witticism in person, instead of tweeting it.24 October 2009
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25PointsShe told him not to worry, that it was just a single raindrop, but James knew that raindrops were too gregarious to travel alone.24 October 2009
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25PointsThe irony is hilarious, that often the lonliest man, is the most gregarious.24 October 2009
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30PointsMoving sea of stripes / zebras too gregarious / cause lion's hunger24 October 2009
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15Pointsbedroom lassitude / multitude of results all / tired platitudes23 October 2009
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25PointsThe speed of traffic encountered whilst on my evening commute certifies that the city's lassitude is as debilitating as my own.23 October 2009
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35PointsI'll give a wide lattitude to your attitude of lassitude, since it's magnitude indicates that you prefer solitude despite my pulchritude.23 October 2009
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15PointsWhat's that Lassitude? Timmy fell asleep in the well?23 October 2009
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15PointsShe was consumed with capriciously carving chaotic characters into the couch, creating a codex of crazy. [ capricious ]22 October 2009
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15PointsAlways cavalier toward convention, the creative crab capriciously customized his carapace constantly. #capricious @artwiculate22 October 2009
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30 October 2009 | Cloying |
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30 October 2009 | Cloying |
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29 October 2009 | Mondegreen |
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29 October 2009 | Mondegreen |
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23 October 2009 | Lassitude |
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