ScoreRanking 2468points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 24 / 34

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 12

Best tweet ever

79
Points
Coqui? I know I'm a smarta$$ but ...
25 January 2011

Latest tweets

  • 15
    Points
    Ana plugins is what my phone corrected when I typed anacoluthia.
    17 October 2011
  • 30
    Points
    Technobabble is the lingua franca of the twitterverse.
    17 February 2011
  • 72
    Points
    The most efficacious use of rice is sake! #artwiculate
    04 February 2011
  • 79
    Points
    Coqui? I know I'm a smarta$$ but ...
    25 January 2011
  • 22
    Points
    I don't have xenophobia except if giant lobster aliens invade Earth, I'd great them w/a pitchfork and a tub of butter!
    18 January 2011
  • 12
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    Sphenoid sounds like something that requires surgical removal.
    11 January 2011
  • 10
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    LMAO! RT @OddlyStarry: I hope trees are not sentient. I'd hate to explain toilet paper. #callous
    18 December 2010
  • 14
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    Each life distinctive / Drama infiltrated days / Disparate decor #haiku #artwiculate
    18 September 2010
  • 10
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    @19ish oh wait, you said gimcrack, I thought you meant gin, never mind LOL!
    05 September 2010
  • 13
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    scaramouche gobemouche can you do the fandango? I got nothing else.
    31 August 2010
  • 19
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    obstinate obfirmation obligating occasional oblations #artwiculate
    30 August 2010
  • 31
    Points
    Mitochondrion malady makes malaise mandatory #artwiculate
    29 August 2010
  • 20
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    Maleficent maledictory malaise making me miserable. #artwiculate
    29 August 2010
  • 21
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    An innocuous prick = bloodthirsty mosquito #artwiculate
    19 August 2010
  • 21
    Points
    Stern visage ~ silent reproof ~ cold silver orbs ~ belied condemnation ~ abrogate unrequited love #gogyohka #artwiculate
    30 July 2010
  • 19
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    Profound perspicuity under purview of the wise. Sanctioned stupidity scope of the sublime. #artwiculate
    13 June 2010
  • 28
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    Stacked rack: meretricious mammaries. #artwiculate
    24 May 2010
  • 35
    Points
    I love to watch you walk away, admire your callipygian sway. #artwiculate #ObtuseMuse
    22 May 2010
  • 22
    Points
    A skittle a skedaddle tarradiddle do. I mean what I saw when I say I love you!
    20 May 2010
  • 30
    Points
    You perambulate past~ my wounded heart~ distributing~ hope~ once more #gogyohka #OM #artwiculate
    19 May 2010
  • 12
    Points
    Perambulate parabolas pronouncing promises then perhaps I'd care.
    19 May 2010
  • 44
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    Mistress Sleep beckons / She showers me with stardust / Night panacea #artwiculate
    16 May 2010
  • 31
    Points
    Bloviate?!! How can I wax poetic w/a word that sounds like a digestive issue?
    14 May 2010
  • 20
    Points
    Incarnadine lips / Incoherent persiflage / Intolerant lies #haiku #artwiculate
    08 May 2010
  • 22
    Points
    Meetings make me sleep / Humming voices turn to tweets / taciturn napping
    06 May 2010
  • 21
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    Turn taciturn looks / Twitter moving at snails pace / I can't hold my breath
    06 May 2010
  • 33
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    Night wind sighs mournful / Passing day left without your / Taciturn assent #haiku #senryu #artwiculate
    06 May 2010
  • 28
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    Tourmaline ocean / Waves steal kisses from the sand / Taciturn seashore #haiku #artwiculate
    06 May 2010
  • 35
    Points
    Crumpled pages rent / Spent dilettante detritus / Half-hearted attempts #senryu #artwiculate
    04 May 2010
  • 22
    Points
    I will forget you / Empty silence fills my days / Unheard billet-doux #haiku #artwiculate
    03 May 2010

Awards

Top 5 04 February 2011 Efficacious
72
Points
Top 20 25 January 2011 Coqui
79
Points
Top 20 03 May 2010 Billet-doux
48
Points
Top 20 30 January 2010 Avarice
47
Points
Top 20 29 January 2010 Tryst
35
Points

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