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Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 14

Best tweet ever

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You offer for drinks is amendable, but as your parole officer and the impending propinquity of your court date, I will have to decline.
10 November 2009

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    http://twitpic.com/12wn6o - Sonic Drive In is giving out free samples of tots in this itty bitty container that fits 3. ^_^ I had a cute at
    13 February 2010
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    From one friend to another: "Isn't the efflorescence of spring great?" "No. I hate my rash."
    24 January 2010
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    My somnolence led to my complete torpor.
    15 January 2010
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    Diet and exercise are great ideas, but no one speaks of the somnolence you have at the end of the day.
    15 January 2010
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    Diet and exercise are great ideas, but no one speaks of the somnolence you have bu the end of the day.
    15 January 2010
  • 10
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    I'm texting my sentence to @artwiculate in hopes of winning, even though I should follow the rules of propriety and not text while at work.
    29 December 2009
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    The child ignored their parent's strict instructions to uphold propriety before pleasure and played tag with grave markers at the funeral.
    29 December 2009
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    The small girl ignored her parent's strict instructions to uphold propriety before pleasure and played tag with grave markers at the fun ...
    29 December 2009
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    My absence from #artwiculate entries has amounted to a plethora of days and opportunities to show my ingenuity of word of the day sentences.
    28 December 2009
  • 15
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    I'm prideful in my scholarly wisdom, but my friends are usually annoyed with my plethora of what they call "useless facts."
    28 December 2009
  • 10
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    Who would have guessed that the two friend's pastiche of their parent's marriage would have turned out to be the beginnings of a sitcom.
    15 December 2009
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    My sister's complaints were evocative of her saying she wouldn't complain anymore.
    10 December 2009
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    My brother and get into small fisticuffs that the small 7 year old always seems to take so seriously, he even throws pillows at me for cover
    02 December 2009
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    I was a lone pilgrim on my mission to grill hotdogs on the outside grill since the grocery store had run out of turkeys and hams.
    26 November 2009
  • 15
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    Is it just me, or are some entries for #artwiculate are just too sumptuous with vocabulary that the meaning is lost?
    25 November 2009
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    The sumptuously adorned dinner table was filled with a foofaraw of foods that there wasn't room left for the guests plates.
    25 November 2009
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    The sumptuous flavor of the drink was quickly overtaken by the acrid aftertaste of salmon. The ice cubes came from the meat freezer.
    25 November 2009
  • 25
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    My aunt from Alaska sent me an early Christmas present. A hideously foofaraw holiday sweater. Batteries not included.
    24 November 2009
  • 15
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    My aunt from Alaska sent me and early Christmas present. A hideously foofaraw holiday sweater. Batteries not included.
    24 November 2009
  • 25
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    Although he was a pig headed narcissist, it was my job as his public relations manager to make him seem amiable.
    23 November 2009
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    The epitome of hell on earth: Me during college finals.
    20 November 2009
  • 10
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    I have a stigma on my left shoulder in the shape of yin. Does that mean that perhaps my soulmate may have yang?
    17 November 2009
  • 20
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    I began to dawdle when my stray eyes started to ogle…until my friend gave me a small joggle.
    13 November 2009
  • 15
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    "So what? I'm single." my friend said defensively as she ogled every guy who walked past us at the cafe.
    13 November 2009
  • 20
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    My arm candy was certainly a tasty treat to ogle at, but he wasn't much to converse with.
    13 November 2009
  • 15
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    Some might say new love is an effervescent feeling and others swear it leads to an evanescent feeling when it's broken.
    12 November 2009
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    At the age of 1, having one's first birthday cake is exciting and full of discovery that candles, although pretty, are not esculent.
    11 November 2009
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    Does anyone else, after viewing my statistics, believe that the probability of my propinquity to an #Artwiculate win are futile?
    10 November 2009
  • 35
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    You offer for drinks is amendable, but as your parole officer and the impending propinquity of your court date, I will have to decline.
    10 November 2009
  • 25
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    Only an ailurophile would have a garden full of catnip and cattails.
    09 November 2009

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