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9Points@artwiculate The surfer was so impressed with my denim vest, he couldn't help yelp "sick vestige!"02 November 2009
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15PointsAs the gin in martini crossed my lips w/acrimony, @SJHatzi said-Grow up, it's just an appletini. Can we get back 2 watching Sex & The City?31 October 2009
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40PointsW/the top down on his Miata&Elton John blaring, @artwiculate belted a big lyrical mondegreen-Hold me closer Tony Danza!29 October 2009
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35PointsW/the top down on his Miata & Elton John blaring, @artwiculate belted a big lyrical mondegreen-Hold me closer Tony Danza!29 October 2009
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30Points@artwiculate The Thrilla in Scintilla ended much sooner than anyone thought. I guess it was just a 'flash in the pan'.28 October 2009
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15Points@MaryJenkins You hate candy corn?! Like how much? A lot or like a scintilla?28 October 2009
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20Points@artwiculate elixir, I barely knew her!26 October 2009
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25Points@artwiculate The capricious bawd moved from corner to corner, letting the affairs of the night sketch her street route.22 October 2009
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35PointsThe best pitchman can get you to make capricious decisions. Today I bought a peanut butter caulker and joined the Pen15 club.22 October 2009
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29PointsWhat was the name of that Claire Danes show that chronicled the struggle of the white suburban middle-class teen? My Bourgeois Life?21 October 2009
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29PointsIf Marx were a kid, and saw Trump in a stretch oh-so-big, he’d yell to the man, “You bourgeois pig!” #artwiculate21 October 2009
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15Points@artwiculate The most felicitous question to ask at a Dr. Suess convention-Ma'am, does the continental breakfast come w Green Eggs & Ham?17 October 2009
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27PointsMy @artwiculate tweets are starving for attention. I shall attach them to a balloon&report them missing while I acquiesce in the attic!16 October 2009
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19Points@artwiculate Alacrity's high street value makes it a first-rate upper. But its widespread abuse has led to a strong 'Alac is wack!' campaign15 October 2009
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20Points@onesparrow Your alacrity for artwiculate wordsmithing is first-rate!15 October 2009
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18PointsWith such flowery language, I hope so! RT @onesparrow: Roses are red, violets imbue, oh Artwiculate, will I ever win you?14 October 2009
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14Points@artwiculate The Big Bravado Wolf huffed and puffed and blew no one's house down.11 October 2009
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14Points@artwiculate When you're an invincible robot, a life insurance policy is a big boondoggle.08 October 2009
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33Points@artwiculate If I have a man crush on Lorenzo Lamas/Michael Landon/Lou Diamond Philips, does that make me vicarious? Or just creepy?03 October 2009
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23Points@artwiculate For every tough decision in my life, I heed the advice from my most perspicacious friend; Teddy Ruxpin has never failed me.02 October 2009
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12Points@artwiculate The aplomb you hear in my voice is merely my American accent, which varies based on how many times use freedom in a sentence.30 September 2009
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114Points@artwiculate The mohel, full of hubris, mustered the chutzpah to skip a snip during the bris.29 September 2009
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64Points@artwiculate The Quotidian Times will be the world's first daily news publication where understated journalisim will thrive.28 September 2009
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50Points@artwiculate Everyone needs a trusted confidant--a friend they can go to for advice. I adjure Miss Cleo's psychic readings for 99cents/min.26 September 2009
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100Points@artwiculate In New Jersey renting an apartment w/thin walls means u are subject to an indistinguishable cacophony of lovemaking & Lady Gaga25 September 2009
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64Points@artwiculate Bad jokes just never end; it's like they're sempiternal. Tweet and Retweet were sitting on a log.Tweet jumped off,who was left?24 September 2009
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79Points@artwiculate Jay Leno is the maven of all jokes horrible. #whydidyouhavetoruincomedyforeveryone?23 September 2009
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