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Best tweet ever

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I'm not malinger-ing. I'm sick of work.
16 November 2009

Latest tweets

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    #artwiculate The Three Billy Goats Agroof (original title, turned down by editor).
    04 June 2010
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    The eunoch wanted to enter the Seraglio but discovered he just didn't have the balls for it. #artwiculate
    20 April 2010
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    Is a convent a seraglio for Christian ladies? #artwiculate
    20 April 2010
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    Who out the hoo in cahoots? #artwiculate
    14 April 2010
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    Patient to psychiatrist:'I suffer from mythomania'. Psychiatrist to patient ' Just lie on the couch then.' #artwiculate
    11 April 2010
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    How often must I explain that Mythomania is a region of Eastern Europe.#artwiculate
    11 April 2010
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    The nymph loved Pan so much that she sidled up to him whispering brazenly in his hairy ear 'PanOply me with your horny love'.#artwiculate
    06 April 2010
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    There used to be a great cleaning product called Gumption but I haven't seen it for years. True Story. #artwiculate
    05 April 2010
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    Tom Hanks out the (Forrest) Gump into gumption. #artwiculate
    05 April 2010
  • 21
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    Misanthropy explained - I love mankind, its people I can't stand!#artwiculate
    02 April 2010
  • 10
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    Tess of the D'Urbervilles was engaged in the business of vaccimulgence for a time. #artwiculate
    01 April 2010
  • 26
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    Twitter dictionary doesn't recognise vaccimulgence. Literary dairy farmers should complain! #artwiculate
    01 April 2010
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    Thanks to vaccimulgence we can all cry over spilled milk.
    01 April 2010
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    To some, chatterbox is loquacious.To others, logorrheic. #artwiculate
    31 March 2010
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    When Superman is being supercilious, is Clark Kent being cilious? #artwiculate
    30 March 2010
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    "No man is an island" according to John Donne. So I guess that means that we are all part of an archipelago. #artwiculate
    25 March 2010
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    I wish I knew another word for euphemism. #artwiculate
    24 March 2010
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    She was called Miss Gnomer because of her garden statuary.But her ornaments were pixies & fairies so Miss Gnomer was a misnomer.#artwiculate
    23 March 2010
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    I have two dogs. Indu and Ably. They had a fight and IndubitAbly. #artwiculate
    22 March 2010
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    It's strange that extreme sleep deprivation can bring an oneiric condition to the mind. #artwiculate
    21 March 2010
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    Actually, one could say that I have a penchant for Gin and Tonic at sundown. Bottoms up, cheers, chinchin my good fellows. #artwiculate
    20 March 2010
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    When Ireland wins the Triple Crown today I'll have a penchant for celebrating. #artwiculate
    20 March 2010
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    The Leprechauns and the Brogue - maker, the Irish version of The Elves and the Shoemaker. #artwiculate
    18 March 2010
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    Shane McGowan (of the Pogues) the man with a definitive brogue. #artwiculate
    18 March 2010
  • 10
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    I'm feeling so hebetudinous that I can't be bothered to enter in today's artwiculate.
    22 February 2010
  • 15
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    I caught the 'fine gal' 'leafing' through my wallet in her attempt to finagle me. #artwiculate
    20 February 2010
  • 16
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    I thought she was a 'fine gal' but she was out to finagle me. #artwiculate
    20 February 2010
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    "Cock a doodle do. Can I canoodle you?" the rooster asked the hen. "Oh yes" she replied. "You've got me all eggcited!"#artwiculate
    14 February 2010
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    Give me a carafe of Cointreau and I'll canoodle with anyone! #artwiculate
    14 February 2010
  • 18
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    Give me a gallon of Guinness and I'll gallivant with anybody! #artwiculate
    11 February 2010

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