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15PointsFor most people Twitter is just a moiety of what they could say on Facebook.16 January 2010
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15Points"You make me sick! I'm out of here!" she screamed. "I think you malinger. You're faking. It's true love. Linger a while longer." he replied.16 November 2009
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10Points"You make me sick! I'm out of here!" she screamed. "I think you malinger. You know you love me, and you're staying." he said without malice.16 November 2009
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20PointsFranny's specialty, Creamed Salmon with an Imbrication of Pringles, did not go over well at the 4th grade potluck.14 November 2009
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15PointsFranny's specialty, Salmon with an Imbrication of Pringles, did not go over well at the 4th grade potluck.14 November 2009
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25PointsThis casserole isn't very good! whined the kids. What do you mean? snapped their mother. It's BETTER than good. It's esculent!11 November 2009
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23PointsHer tautology is a bit flawed; "I thought getting multiple facelifts would tighten things up till I was perfectly smooth!" No, just scary.27 September 2009
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39PointsI adjure you to NEVER throw a surprise party for me again, she said from under her oxygen tent in the ICU, monitors beeping ominously.26 September 2009
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44PointsThe cacophony in the dining hall changed to dead silence upon the announcement that a rabid bat had been found, stewed, in the chili pot.25 September 2009
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29PointsIf enough people retweet without end, this will become the first sempiternal tweet ever! How fabulous would that be?24 September 2009
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28PointsAll it would take? Enough people to retweet without end, and this will become the first sempiternal tweet ever! How fabulous would that be?24 September 2009
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24PointsFashion Maven trained his steely gaze on her faux leopard skin unitard, silver goggles, and gladiator boots, then stalked out of the room.23 September 2009
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14PointsThe mellifluous voice of my upstairs neighbor singing along with her cat is adding an interesting dimension to my Monday night.22 September 2009
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