ScoreRanking 1993points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 31 / 43

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 4 / 63

Best tweet ever

65
Points
I know I won't win at Artwiculate with embrocation either. Don't keep rubbing it in.
08 December 2009

Latest tweets

  • 40
    Points
    I like a Lilliputian boyfriend so I can pick him up and run for the bus #Artwiculate
    22 August 2010
  • 27
    Points
    The best #Artwiculate entries come in Lilliputian tweets
    22 August 2010
  • 25
    Points
    My input to #Artwiculate is Lilliputian because I'm overworked. It's not because I don't care!
    22 August 2010
  • 28
    Points
    The truth may not be couth - the truth often comes from the mouth of an uncouth child #Artwiculate
    21 August 2010
  • 20
    Points
    The cougar was too couth for the uncouth youths she kept dating #Artwiculate
    21 August 2010
  • 18
    Points
    If I start playing #Artwiculate again my mind will be filled with flotsam
    18 August 2010
  • 21
    Points
    Boyfriends. I flotsam and jetsam. But some are real keepers. #Artwiculate
    18 August 2010
  • 24
    Points
    Methinks there will be a superfluous amount of crapulous tweets on #Artwiculate today
    18 February 2010
  • 28
    Points
    Tis better to be fat and popular then crapulous with the annoying ability to stay thin. #Artwiculate
    18 February 2010
  • 23
    Points
    I'd rather be alive and pusillanimous than a dead hero. #Artwiculate
    16 February 2010
  • 10
    Points
    Pusillanimous people live longer. #Artwiculate
    16 February 2010
  • 20
    Points
    Chatoyant - the new shampoo that gives your hair a sheen that smells like cat's wee. #Artwiculate
    12 February 2010
  • 26
    Points
    His name was Monsieur Chatoyant and he was just a little too smooth and brilliant for my liking. #Artwiculate
    12 February 2010
  • 21
    Points
    'Her chatoyant voice' would make a welcome change to the cliche 'Her voice is like melting chocolate'. #Artwiculate
    12 February 2010
  • 15
    Points
    Love is: Finding the right person to gallivant with #Artwiculate
    11 February 2010
  • 22
    Points
    A gallivant a day keeps the miserable gits at bay #Artwiculate
    11 February 2010
  • 17
    Points
    Gallivant? Word of the day? But I gallivant every day.... #Artwiculate
    11 February 2010
  • 17
    Points
    Senescence is better than the alternative #Artwiculate
    09 February 2010
  • 10
    Points
    I hear Senescence and Botox have got married. Well, they do say opposites attract. #Artwiculate
    09 February 2010
  • 28
    Points
    I'm looking forward to senescence . Or have I already been through it? #Artwiculate
    09 February 2010
  • 32
    Points
    Senescence. A happy time when you can read a book you've enjoyed a few times before because you can't remember what happens. #Artwiculate
    09 February 2010
  • 21
    Points
    A tryst is exciting, but love is something you want to show the world #Artwiculate
    29 January 2010
  • 27
    Points
    Never trust a man who wants a tryst - they're hiding something and it's probably you #Artwiculate
    29 January 2010
  • 15
    Points
    I have a daily tryst with the Artwiculators - it's exciting.... #Artwiculate
    29 January 2010
  • 17
    Points
    ' Schadenfreude .' 'Gesundheit'. #Artwiculate
    26 January 2010
  • 17
    Points
    Schadenfreude - the joy the winner of #Artwiculate gets as we all wallow in the depths.
    26 January 2010
  • 26
    Points
    Schadenfreude - it cheers you up when everything else fails. #Artwiculate
    26 January 2010
  • 27
    Points
    Schadenfreude - the seductive perfume to wear when you dump your partner. #Artwiculate
    26 January 2010
  • 21
    Points
    Definition of schadenfreude : Farting in bed and pulling the duvet over your partner's head. #Artwiculate
    26 January 2010
  • 20
    Points
    Definition of schadenfreude : Farting in a crowded lift and finding it funny. #Artwiculate
    26 January 2010

Awards

Top 20 22 August 2010 Lilliputian
40
Points
Top 20 19 January 2010 Condign
50
Points
Top 20 18 January 2010 Schlep
39
Points
Top 5 14 January 2010 Torpor
58
Points
Top 20 12 January 2010 Ephemeral
36
Points

Daily stats

24 Aug 2010 0 points
23 Aug 2010 0 points
22 Aug 2010 40 points
21 Aug 2010 28 points
20 Aug 2010 0 points
19 Aug 2010 0 points
18 Aug 2010 21 points

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