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Best tweet ever

50
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"He's dead, Jim," McCoy said after yet another perfunctory glance @ a patient. After all, the entire purpose of a Red Shirt was to die.
07 November 2009

Latest tweets

  • 25
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    Unfortunately, unless we can rein in our political extremism, we are running tantivy toward disaster. #artwiculate
    23 August 2011
  • 32
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    I get tired of people telling me that I am selfish and am missing out on so much because at 46 I have not joined the fecundity parade.
    29 June 2010
  • 10
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    When Harry, Ron, and Hermione went 2 class, they found Prof. Sinistra writing on 2 chalkboards @ once."Hi, Prof. AmbiSinistrous!" they said.
    28 June 2010
  • 15
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    If you can write equally well w/ both hands, you're ambisinistrous. If Laker can chew equally well w/ all his teeth, is he ambidentistrous?
    28 June 2010
  • 20
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    @RTLampwork There are a number of politicians who like to obfuscate that I would prefer to defenestrate and then, myself, absquatulate.
    26 May 2010
  • 21
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    It's almost the end of my office hours. I shall decamp, depart, absquatulate, and vamoose!
    26 May 2010
  • 10
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    Foxes: vulpine so fine. #artwiculate
    27 April 2010
  • 17
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    Usurp the web. #Artwiculate
    26 April 2010
  • 15
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    For some reason clever uses of the word assemblage are not jumping perkily into my brain.
    25 April 2010
  • 20
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    To tergiversate is canine. Oh, that chicken you had on the counter? I never even saw it! (It went down so fast, that is.) #artwiculate
    17 April 2010
  • 20
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    Sir Francis Urquhart, able to tergiversate with flair. You might think that....I couldn't possibly comment. #Artwiculate
    17 April 2010
  • 20
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    The ability to tergiversate is a requirement for membership in the Faux news channel. #Artwiculate
    17 April 2010
  • 15
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    Students love to tergiversate on their papers when they have not read the readings but still have to write a paper on them. #Artwiculate
    17 April 2010
  • 20
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    To tergiversate was Mr. Bush's special talent. #Artwiculate
    17 April 2010
  • 29
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    Even though he likely does not know the word's meaning, nor could he pronounce it, George W. Bush can tergiversate with the worst of them.
    17 April 2010
  • 20
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    So if you practice wizardry have you become wizen 'd? Or are you the Wiz Kid? #Artwiculate
    16 April 2010
  • 30
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    Wisdom may come with age. Unfortunately, wizen -ing ALWAYS comes with age. #Artwiculate
    16 April 2010
  • 26
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    Augh, I dropped my paperback in the water, Now J.K. Rowling's wizarding world is the Wizen -ing world. #artwiculate
    16 April 2010
  • 10
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    Great good luck, bad chance, or mere serendipity .... it's all in how you think of it.
    15 April 2010
  • 15
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    Your def of serendipity depends on your perspective. That I found the plagiarist's source was serendipitous ... for me. #artwiculate
    15 April 2010
  • 21
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    Serendipity: you can't stop the signal, but then you can only find it again by happy accident. #artwiculate
    15 April 2010
  • 20
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    The great galoot was in cahoots with the suit to grab the loot, but the point was moot. His car ('twas cute!) just got the Boot.
    14 April 2010
  • 29
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    The dogs are in cahoots to trip me up so I drop all the treats on the floor instead of doling them out one at a time.
    14 April 2010
  • 17
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    @navinsasikumar Sigh, my computer is in cahoots with Twitter to see how crazy it can make me!
    14 April 2010
  • 15
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    OKAY! DOGS! I know there is another dog walking out on the sidewalk. Would you PLEASE be taciturn instead of barking like hellhounds?
    12 April 2010
  • 10
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    Capt. Hammer (corporate tool) really WAS Dr. Horrible's nemesis, & he, too, would have done better to have been taciturn rather than crass.
    12 April 2010
  • 21
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    If you're someone's nemesis, please be taciturn. Bragging abt your victory only gives the hero/ine time to find a way to escape & beat you.
    12 April 2010
  • 18
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    When faced with an utter idiot, it's far better to have a taciturn streak than to raise yr blood pressure arguing against willful ignorance.
    12 April 2010
  • 15
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    Mythomania is an essential attribute of a politician. #artwiculate
    11 April 2010
  • 25
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    Student assignments are a perfect breeding ground for mythomania. "My dog ate my homework" is passe--"my hard drive died!" is in.
    11 April 2010

Awards

Top 20 07 November 2009 Perfunctory
50
Points
Top 20 12 October 2009 Insidious
45
Points
Top 20 11 October 2009 Bravado
35
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Top 20 10 October 2009 Mantra
35
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Top 20 06 October 2009 Feral
35
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