ScoreRanking 3714points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 27 / 41

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 16

Best tweet ever

90
Points
The name is Jove. James Jove. I'm huge where I came from. #artwiculate
16 March 2011

Latest tweets

  • 16
    Points
    The early bird creates propitious circumstances. But what about the early worm? #artwiculate
    13 December 2011
  • 15
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    MT @vivchook Dusk fades to twilight~fear upon moon-rise~rabid hunger, howling silhouette~daytime exhaustion - nycthemeral cycle of werewolf
    08 December 2011
  • 33
    Points
    Like a scow beneath a sky so somber, lingering onward dreamily, in an evening of December. #artwiculate
    05 December 2011
  • 17
    Points
    Photo: Biped? You need a #bicycle (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/SxgLyzCU
    24 November 2011
  • 24
    Points
    Superman will save you. Supererogation will save you and offer you something to drink. #artwiculate
    22 November 2011
  • 10
    Points
    Mmmm... The crunchy epidermis of fried chicken. Yum!
    02 November 2011
  • 21
    Points
    Death is but an absurd terriculament. No one gets out of this world alive anyway. Happy Halloween!
    31 October 2011
  • 27
    Points
    Sing like no one is listening. Jaunce like no one is watching.
    20 October 2011
  • 29
    Points
    Steatopygia ? Major BUMmer! #artwiculate
    19 October 2011
  • 20
    Points
    My wife puts the "pro" in proctor . Definitely no cheating! #artwiculate
    18 October 2011
  • 21
    Points
    Anacoluthia : Master Yoda's specialty. "Tweet I must, if artwiculate crown I want to win."
    17 October 2011
  • 21
    Points
    Put the "be" in Aberrant and live differently, break monotony. #artwiculate
    11 October 2011
  • 31
    Points
    Happiness is immanent in contentment but ambition is immanent in human nature.
    04 October 2011
  • 15
    Points
    A jocular tweet is oh so sweet!
    25 September 2011
  • 30
    Points
    "Why do you always have to be on top?!", the philtrum yelled at the moustache. #artwiculate
    21 September 2011
  • 18
    Points
    No pain, no fain. #artwiculate
    15 September 2011
  • 16
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    Fain is the karmic reincarnation of pain. #artwiculate
    15 September 2011
  • 16
    Points
    You gotta have ageusia to pain, it is only temporary anyway. #artwiculate
    07 September 2011
  • 21
    Points
    What do you call a bibliophile who records financial transactions? A bookkeeper. #artwiculate
    05 September 2011
  • 31
    Points
    You know you're discursive when you have to repeat "My point is..." several times in your argument. #artwiculate
    29 August 2011
  • 36
    Points
    I asked for a raise and he elaborates on peace struggle in the middle east and the US economy. That is my discursive boss. #artwiculate
    29 August 2011
  • 16
    Points
    Steve Jobs' indefatigable move, resign as CEO and apply as Chairman.
    25 August 2011
  • 16
    Points
    An agrarian must give a lot of shit to defend the farmers and to fertilize soil. #artwiculate
    24 August 2011
  • 16
    Points
    I heard about tantivy straight from the horse's mouth. #artwiculate
    23 August 2011
  • 15
    Points
    There is no "U" in Solipsism, just "I" and "I".
    21 August 2011
  • 26
    Points
    Myself.com - A social networking site for Solipsism.
    21 August 2011
  • 20
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    An ichthyophagous person who makes an offer you can't refuse is called "The Codfather".
    20 August 2011
  • 17
    Points
    I am not uxorious. I just love to do the dishes, laundry, ironing, cleaning and baby-sitting in the house. Daily.
    18 August 2011
  • 10
    Points
    The uxorious man secretly sings Olivia Newton-John's "Hopelessly Devoted To You".
    18 August 2011
  • 35
    Points
    I didn't want to tweet today's WOTD - Uxorious. But my wife told me to do so.
    18 August 2011

Awards

Top 20 05 December 2011 Scow
33
Points
Top 20 29 August 2011 Discursive
36
Points
Top 20 18 August 2011 Uxorious
35
Points
Top 5 20 March 2011 Sophistry
43
Points
Top 20 16 March 2011 Jove
90
Points

Daily stats

15 Dec 2011 0 points
14 Dec 2011 0 points
13 Dec 2011 16 points
12 Dec 2011 0 points
11 Dec 2011 0 points
10 Dec 2011 0 points
09 Dec 2011 0 points
08 Dec 2011 15 points
07 Dec 2011 0 points
06 Dec 2011 0 points
05 Dec 2011 33 points
04 Dec 2011 0 points
03 Dec 2011 0 points
02 Dec 2011 0 points
01 Dec 2011 0 points
30 Nov 2011 0 points
29 Nov 2011 0 points
28 Nov 2011 0 points
27 Nov 2011 0 points
26 Nov 2011 0 points
25 Nov 2011 0 points
24 Nov 2011 17 points
23 Nov 2011 0 points
22 Nov 2011 24 points

Monthly stats

Dec 2011 0 points
Nov 2011 0 points
Oct 2011 31 points
Sep 2011 30 points
Aug 2011 36 points
Jul 2011 46 points
Jun 2011 0 points
May 2011 0 points
Apr 2011 0 points
Mar 2011 90 points
Feb 2011 0 points
Jan 2011 0 points

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