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"Bismillah, an odaliscope?" Mahmud the Magus showed the excited Sultan the workings of his hard core odalisque watching machine.
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"Bismillah, an odaliscope?" Mahmud the Magus showed the excited Sultan the workings if his hard core odalisque watching machine.
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Nanny odalisque : Au pair
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Washington odalisque : Intern
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Hegelian odalisque : Thesisque, Antithesisque, Synthesisque
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I sent my entire harem to mime school. Now not a single odalisque can escape the box.
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The value of an odalisque is directly proportional to whether she is inspite of a wife; despite of a wife or in want of a wife...
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In want of love a wife was got;in want of more love an odalisque was got;in want of more love a harem was got; yet sadly love was never got
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Bored with his collection of odalisque s, the sultan decided the start a roller derby team.
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Odalisque hunting season: Spring Break.
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After a visit with his son, the old man in the nursing home brought back an odalisque. The men loved him for it. The women, not so much.
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Whr are Odalisque s ? All Taken by Max ...to his place ? @MaxRaunchiness
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@TiddK it is tastefully erotic but not eye catching..one has to watch closely and thn njoy the Odalisque beauty :)
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I tell of an odalisque old/who livd in a palace o gold/sultan's iron rod ruled/bt the girls werent foold/ harem fire-em by d lady ws doled.
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@Gardencomet Postcards i need thm :) better if r of Odalisque like one in ur avatar
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If I role played as an odalisque I'd want photos taken. Naughty postcards anyone?
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There lived a doyenne odalisque/with the gaze of a cold basilisk/ freeze you on sight/ a nuisance at night/So business was brisk or a risk.
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Odalisque we need it no more ..or do we ..Raza's can njoy why cant we ?
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@TiddK My picture is Jules Joseph Lefebvre, Odalisque (1874)
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As Paul Simon put it, sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears. And so I cry. Surreptitiously, of course.
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I tweet surreptitiously from the workplace. #artwiculate
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Surreptitiously? Didn't see that coming. #artwiculate
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Ghost walks into a bar surreptitiously & orders a gin. Barman: "I've told you before - we don't serve spirits here"
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What do you call a surreptitiously spinning toy? A top secret
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